More tax anyeone?

in bankers •  2 years ago 

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8 years the little man dog has come to me for food.


I do not mind neither, is he my dog? Nope.
But I do like him, and I can see he has been beaten by his owner, by the way he cowers.
Love is love, when you like cats, dogs and people you do, when you do not you do not.
I got called a weirdo for having loads of stray cats, hey, I will run with it, weirdo I am.

Now about that tax? I got taxed £1919 today, and every single Penney of that tax I will get back, because I do not like lazy wankers or lazy wankerettes.

At first I thought this was funny....Then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

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Hell what a shit, tax is something so worthless, just to feed that bunch of workshy and useless politicians !
I love Tax-Authorities they are nice to manage with lawsuits, had a lot of them with my companies and not one lost even when it takes more than 3 years to fight against them and their stupid tax evading theories ;)
Better stay away from these guys the cost a lot of time and sometimes also money ;)

Those taxes, they suck!

Taxed to oblivion we are😡

And it was £1,998.06 in tax, for when the fact checkers come along, as they do.

Same here, but claiming it back, had enough of it.

There's one for you , nineteen fro me ,.. ;-)

Seems so.

Re🤬eD
Upvoted anyway.
Blog.ON ✊🥓👍

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Cheers brother, hope you are having a good day.

This was great and true. Loved the poem -awesome.

Cheers old friend.