Weekend Pickup.

in blurtlife •  last year 

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You're at a bar for a night out and spot a person you are attracted to. How do you approach the situation, introduce yourself, get them interested in you and talk with you and keep the conversation flowing? Write at least 400 words. This isn't a fictional story, write how you would personally do it in real life.

I always have wonderful eyes for beautiful things and this is exactly what I would do or say when I come across someone I am attracted to across the bar. I was tempted to go with the option of the Porn Star 🤣🤣😂😂. I know sir galenkp is looking forward to anyone that can take up that challenge but let me stick to my bar pick up please 😂🤣😂 before this entry becomes a porn subsidiary.

I don't rehearse my words before I say them. I am very creative and I judge the situation first and the words to speak naturally flow. I've sighted the lady I am attracted to just across the bar. She is obviously sitting alone and I've noticed she wasn't on her phone or expecting anyone or came in with anyone... This is exactly what I would do or say...

I would gently approach the table and say something like this: "Sorry to bother you, but I was told you bought the seat right in front of you and I was hoping I can beg to seat there so I can at least buy you some drinks". I expected her to smile a little and oblige me to sit ☺️.

I would introduce myself:

"My name is Olawale, and you?"

"I have to admit that you are not hard to detect across the room because you light it up. Even if all the lights go off I would still spot you across the counter."

I would tell her that I am a writer and a poet and at that instance, I would tell her that she inspired me to speak poetically.

You light up the room and that's why I followed your glow
Just look at me doing the unexpected as you inspired this flow
I hope no other guy is coming to this table so they won't be dealt a blow
Heaven must have missed an angel since I have one right here in front of me
You are like an angel hanging up from the sky
Weightless that you can dance on the head of a pin
Saw you across the bar and I followed the trail of your smile
You should smile more often
Because your smile can melt a heart made of stone


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I would gladly spit some bars of poetry to make her blush and most of the time in my conversation with people, I want to know a lot about them and I usually talk less about myself unless they ask questions. It's going to be the same with her after telling her my name, and what I do and blowing her away with some poetic lines as shared above. That's my way of knowing whether they are interested in me above the surface because anyone interested would be curious to know the man behind those poetic words.

The conversation is going to be basically about what she does, how she ended up being here alone and not because she's lonely but because I appreciate the fact that she is making time for herself which I would tell her that I admire even though I crashed it that night hahaha. That's how I would spin it because I need her to know I am not like any other guy that would assume lonely girls sit alone at the bar and that's not always the case. Some just want to clear their head and I would tell her if that's the case with her, then I want to be her therapist for the night.

I won't fail to tell her intermittently how gorgeous her eyes are, how her lips tweak and admire the length of her hair as they kiss her neck (if she's with long hair).

Most ladies love attentive guys and that's why I won't say much about myself unless she asks. I would be more interested in her and ask questions about her kind of person.

I have to admit, it's harder putting this into texts. Most of the time I allow my conversations to flow and my response is usually dependent on what the other person says. I don't usually have a line cooked up, I just flow with it that's why I didn't assume what the lady would say in this post since it doesn't have to be fictional but how I would act and things I would say. I took a leaf from what I said to someone the last time that's why I came up with this but definitely not the pick-up line I first used about the "buying the seat thing".


Thank you for your time.


My pen doesn't bleed, it speaks, with speed and ease.

Still me,

My tongue is like the pen of a ready writer.

Olawalium; (Love's chemical content, in human form). Take a dose today: doctor's order.


Spanish.


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Estás en un bar para salir una noche y ves a una persona que te atrae. ¿Cómo abordas la situación, te presentas, consigues que se interese por ti y hable contigo y que la conversación fluya? Escribe al menos 400 palabras. Esto no es una historia de ficción, escribe cómo lo harías personalmente en la vida real.

Siempre tengo unos ojos maravillosos para las cosas bonitas y esto es exactamente lo que haría o diría cuando me encuentro con alguien que me atrae al otro lado del bar. Estuve tentado de ir con la opción de la Estrella del porno 🤣🤣😂😂. Sé que el señor galenkp está deseando que alguien acepte ese reto pero dejadme que me ciña a la opción del bar por favor 😂🤣😂 antes de que esta entrada se convierta en una filial del porno.

No ensayo mis palabras antes de decirlas. Soy muy creativo y juzgo primero la situación y las palabras para hablar fluyen naturalmente. He visto a la dama que me atrae justo al otro lado de la barra. Obviamente, está sentada sola y me he dado cuenta de que no estaba hablando por teléfono ni esperaba a nadie ni había entrado con nadie... Esto es exactamente lo que haría o diría...

Me acercaría suavemente a la mesa y diría algo así: "Perdona que te moleste, pero me han dicho que has comprado el asiento de enfrente y esperaba poder rogarte que te sentases ahí para poder invitarte al menos a unas copas ". Esperaba que sonriera un poco y me obligara a sentarme ☺️.

Me presenté:

"Me llamo Olawale, ¿y tú? "

"Tengo que admitir que no es difícil detectarte en la habitación porque la iluminas. Aunque se apagaran todas las luces, te vería al otro lado del mostrador ".

Le diría que soy escritor y poeta y, en ese momento, le diría que ella me inspiró a hablar poéticamente.

Iluminas la habitación y por eso he seguido tu brillo
Mírame haciendo lo inesperado ya que inspiraste este flujo
Espero que ningún otro tipo venga a esta mesa para no recibir un golpe
El cielo debe haber echado de menos un ángel ya que tengo uno justo aquí delante de mí
Eres como un ángel colgado del cielo
Sin peso que puede bailar en la cabeza de un alfiler
Te vi al otro lado del bar y seguí el rastro de tu sonrisa
Deberías sonreír más a menudo
Porque tu sonrisa puede derretir un corazón de piedra


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Con gusto escupiría algunos compases de poesía para hacerla sonrojar y la mayoría de las veces en mi conversación con la gente, quiero saber mucho de ellos y suelo hablar menos de mí a menos que me hagan preguntas. Lo mismo ocurrirá con ella después de decirle mi nombre y a qué me dedico y dejarla boquiabierta con algunos versos poéticos como los compartidos anteriormente. Esa es mi manera de saber si están interesados en mí por encima de la superficie porque cualquier persona interesada tendría curiosidad por conocer al hombre que hay detrás de esas palabras poéticas.

La conversación va a ser básicamente sobre lo que hace, cómo terminó estando aquí sola y no porque esté sola sino porque aprecio el hecho de que esté haciendo tiempo para sí misma lo cual le diría que admiro aunque la estrelle esa noche jajaja. Así es como lo haría porque necesito que ella sepa que no soy como cualquier otro tipo que asume que las chicas solitarias se sientan solas en el bar y ese no es siempre el caso. Algunas sólo quieren despejar su mente y le diría que si ese es su caso, entonces quiero ser su terapeuta por la noche.

No dejaré de decirle de forma intermitente lo preciosos que son sus ojos, cómo se pellizcan sus labios y admirar la longitud de su pelo al besar su cuello (si es que tiene el pelo largo).

La mayoría de las damas adoran a los tipos atentos y por eso no diré mucho sobre mí a menos que ella me lo pida. Me interesaría más por ella y le haría preguntas sobre su tipo de persona.

Tengo que admitir que es más difícil poner esto en los textos. La mayoría de las veces dejo que mis conversaciones fluyan y mi respuesta suele depender de lo que diga la otra persona. No suelo tener una línea cocinada, simplemente fluyo con ella por eso no asumí lo que la señora diría en este post ya que no tiene que ser ficticio sino cómo actuaría y las cosas que diría. Tomé una hoja de lo que le dije a alguien la última vez por eso se me ocurrió esto pero definitivamente no es la frase para ligar que usé por primera vez sobre lo de "comprar el asiento".


Gracias por su tiempo.


Mi pluma no sangra, habla, con velocidad y facilidad.

Todavía yo,

Mi lengua es como la pluma de un escritor preparado.

Olawalium; (Contenido químico del amor, en forma humana). Toma una dosis hoy: orden del médico.

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I found the pick-up line really quite funny.
You may sit down....
But after that I would be happy about an interesting conversation and not about the typical male chatter about my beautiful eyes etc..
I would immediately lose interest in you....
That in turn would be a pity, because I think that one could have really interesting conversations with you for hours.....

Hahaha I can see where you are coming from... That's why I intend to have more conversations and know more about her...the compliments would just be thrown in between conversations. I love the fact that you are the type that loves interesting conversations instead...I can make that work 🥰🥰🥰

I know you can...

🙈🙈🙈

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Thank you so much.




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Thank you so much for this.